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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
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The Progressive Party is a progressive political party active in Sardinia, led by Massimo Zedda, mayor of Cagliari.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make the number one disappear?","punchline":"Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!","id":385}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?","punchline":"To go with the traffic jam.","id":324}
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Yeghtsahogh or Sarybaba is a village located in the Shusha District of Azerbaijan, in the disputed region of Nagorno-Karabakh. Until 2023 it was controlled by the breakaway Republic of Artsakh. The village had an ethnic Armenian-majority population until the exodus of the Armenian population of Nagorno-Karabakh following the 2023 Azerbaijani offensive in Nagorno-Karabakh.
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